Philium

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

(Source: acoolshark, via katies-green-eyes)

devil-inher-angeleyes:

mc-lovin-7936:

Lightning slowed down at 10,000 frames per second.

That is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen

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heycuddleme:

 ♥

(Source: e-xotic-bliss, via danceinthed4rk)

(via rollerblade4life)

(via rollerblade4life)

So i was on my brothers computer and found this

bewbin:

bewbin:

at first i thought it was porn

then i dug deeper

at this point im scared to go any further

i wonder whats inside

IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF

(via nixxykidd)

home1sfortheheartless:

And with this, I think I’ll take a break from the Internet

(via kayleighnative)

theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

(Source: bachlobster, via katies-green-eyes)

vaalbaraarchitect:

Whitechapel HD Wallpaper 

Not my best work but i’m tired as hell.